Slipknot guitarist Mick Thompson was stabbed in the head early yesterday morning by his own brother during a drunken altercation. Yes, that is a real thing that happened, and it pains me to type it.

I can’t believe this is a real thing that happened, but here we are. Local Iowa news outlet KCCI reports that forty-one-year-old Slipknot guitarist Mick Thomson has “sustained a stab wound to the back ...