Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s inauguration day edition of CBS’ “The Late Show” by giving us permission to live by “airport rules” for the next four years: “Calories don’t count, and it’s perfectly reasonable to have a vodka tonic at 8 a.

Late Show” host Stephen Colbert called out President Donald Trump for an “autocratic move” in his attempt to freeze all federal grants, potentially putting trillions of dollars on the line. As Colbert noted,

Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s (January 27) episode of The Late Show by recapping the past week, which he said “felt like 10 years,” and came to realize many of the biggest MAGA supporters appear to have “daddy” issues.

Stephen Colbert is about as stressed out as you after Donald Trump's first week back in his second presidential term. As he geared up to tell his audience about some of the most recent, jarring stuff in his monologue,