A husband became a board-certified spray tanner after his wife asked him for a tanning subscription for Christmas. Sarah Baus, 27, would get a spray tan twice a month — costing $1,600 a year.

I know exactly what he does to himself — the tanning bed, the spray tan, he wears the goggles ... his tan was at its worst. The former president seemed to have completely neglected the sides ...

Maria Morava is a Newsweek reporter based in Edinburgh, U.K. Her focus is reporting on relationships. She has covered news, culture and trends, and entertainment at previous publications.